Bad adverts

The PG Chimps may have featured in the longest-running campaign on British TV, but that is something to be ashamed of, not proud.

I refuse to buy anything that appears in a stupid advert. This has drastically reduced the number of items that I have available to me and is the reason that I won’t buy any brand of instant coffee of bottled water. Furthermore, it’s one of the many reasons that I’ll never own a Vauxhall - those bloody soft toys with the funny eyes scare me.

I cannot think of a single advert that has ever made me want to buy anything. Christ, Cadbury’s even used a Phil Collins soundtrack. What were they thinking?